November 13, 2015 at 10:31 AM #2253BarCalliyonParticipant
Alright so, let’s just get all of our cards on the table. You need a guild. We are a guild. As a guild, we do all of the opportunities Guild Wars 2 has to offer – PvE, PvP, PvX, WvW, crying in our shiny guild hall without you here with us, more PvE.
However, we aren’t the kind of players that force you to do shit with them – we genuinely just want you to come along because we like your existence. We are a medium-sized community of friends who just enjoy doing things together. Often, these “things” revolve around drinking or laughing with/at those drinking. So if this sounds like a group that you would like to be a part of, let us know!
Now, let us woo you into submission:
We play every game type available, from PvE to WvW to PvP. Right now, we are very focused on working towards furnishing our guild hall (which looks amazing, by the way. Not made of rich mahogany, but that shit glitters like gold)
Daily activities. Not like “mandatory, be there at X time or you will be left behind” activities. We do more of a “anyone want to do a fractal, because why not?” – you will very rarely ever find a time that there isn’t someone in TS to talk to or do something with.
Adult content. Most of us drink. All of us swear. Some of us do both. If you aren’t comfortable with this concept, why not? Got something to say? Want to fight? No, you don’t want to fight you want to join our guild.
We are a group of rather experienced players. HoTR has existed as a guild since GW1. I am fairly positive 100% of our guild player-base has been playing GW2 since release – perhaps 90% of them played GW1 to death. So, whether you want to play a bit of PVP or do a few fractals or dungeons (and hopefully raids one day ANET), you are guaranteed to have a damn good time. Even if you are new and just want to learn, please feel welcome to let us know if you are interested.
For WvW related activities we are located on the Darkhaven server. This is not a necessity. We accept all types! Except GoM members because LOL FUCK THAT. (Joking aside, we accept all)
If you are interested please contact the following persons of interest.
Barcalliyon.5709 – Guild leader and all-around pleasant fellow.
Kur (the one and only) – Guild mascot and less pleasant fellow.
Roxy.4609 – Guild achievement hoarder and not a fellow.November 16, 2015 at 4:53 PM #2265Rocket DogKeymaster
I’m Rocket Dog and I fully support this ad!!!
Also…water. Drink lots and lots of water if you run with any current or former or to be members of HoTR. They are like the Hells Angels of GW2. Except drunk. And full of rum with really really bad language and….wait a sec, actually they are the Hells Angels of GW2, no “Except” about it!!! =)January 4, 2016 at 1:18 PM #2277
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